ROAD RAGE

A BLUE TOOTH LOOKS LIKE A ROACH – OR A HEARING AID – PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEM DON’T REALIZE HOW RIDICULOUS THEY LOOK – AND WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE TALKING ON THE CELL PHONE SHOUT? DO THEY THINK THE PERSON THEY ARE TALKING TO IS DEAF?

STOP TEXTING AT THE LIGHT!!!! I AM IN A HURRY AND DON’T FEEL LIKE BEEPING 100 TIMES ALTHOUGH I MUST ADMIT I GET GREAT SATISFACTION WHEN I DO IT.

I AM A GOOD DRIVER, NO I AM A “GREAT DRIVER” DO YOU HEAR ME? A “GREAT DRIVER” – SO IF I SAY YOU’RE AN IDIOT ON THE ROAD CHANCES ARE THAT YOU ARE INDEED AN IDIOT. WHEN I SEE 80+ YEAR OLD MEN AND WOMEN DRIVING IT MAKES ME NUTZ

(PICTURE IT: THEIR LITTLE HANDS GRIPPED TIGHTLY ON THE WHEEL – UNABLE TO LOOK RIGHT OR LEFT BECAUSE THEY ARE SO INTENT IN STARING STRAIGHT AHEAD AND GOING 40 MPH IN A 55 MPH Z0NE)

GET OFF THE ROAD!!!! GO HOME – BAKE, KNIT, DO PUZZLES – STOP FUCKING DRIVING!!