RELIGION

You have to believe in God – if you don’t you get this deep despair that there is nothing or nobody out there looking out for your well being – you are basically “ON YOUR OWN” – what a crappy feeling that is

Joel – the best motivational speaker of this generation – everything he says is positive- you gotta love him or there is something wrong with you


HOW ABOUT THIS

WHEN I WAS YOUNG I WAS TOLD I WOULD GET A BLACK SPOT ON MY TONGUE IF I TOLD A LIE – I WAS ALWAYS TERRIFIED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR – HOW EFFED UP IS THAT?

YOU CANNOT CHEW COMMUNION BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE CHEWING ON JESUS HIMSELF

AS PUNISHMENT FOR MISBEHAVING AT CHURCH I HAD TO KNEEL ON RICE

I DON’T WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND TO OFFER PEACE – WHY, SO YOU CAN GIVE ME THE FINGER IN THE PARKING LOT WHEN I TRY TO PULL OUT OF A PARKING SPOT