Why is it that most restaurants are so stingy with shrimp? Its ridiculous – I went to a place last night and asked “How many shrimp do I get” She said “8” – what the hell am I going to do with 8?
See how effed up this is – Go to a restaurant and order water – the waiter’s response is “We only serve bottled water.” So, I had to go into the bathroom and get tap water.
Another problem – hot food – my daughter hates when I do the following food check:
When you bring me my food it better be hot – which means I touch the whole meal with my finger – if its cold I don’t want it – period – end of story.
Diet Coke issues – Why do places fill up glasses with 50% ice – its fuking winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO ICE – GET IT – NO ICE
Chinese Restaurants – STOP HOVERING OVER ME – HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EAT – I’M TAKING MY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WALK IN THE DOOR AND THE CHECK IS ALREADY WRITTEN!
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